A very naughty dog!

Hi Ya'll

Guess what? I have been a bad dog again! Do you remember me telling you about my favourite yard antics? The one where I bark and snap at the horses heels as mummy leads either of them to the mounting block? Well I do this every day with both horses now, I am getting quite brave and have managed to get away with it for a number of weeks now. Mummy is clearly vexed about this game and recently resorted to a water pistol in an attempt to stop me barking. Nice try but it didn't work! It was fun while it lasted though, watching mummy trying to soak me with the pathetic jet was hilarious, Mouse watched from a safe distance, even she thought it was amusing. Spiderman however, did not and fixed me with a stern glare as I dashed between his legs, ducking and diving from the pistol water shots.

Mummy finally gave up when she realised it wasn't working and returned the gun to the stable. When she returned I was nowhere to be seen, I heard her whisper to Spider that she was pleased I had finally given up and gone for a mooch about with Mouse. I was in fact hiding behind the mounting block and at precisely the right moment, gave Spider a proper nip on his off side heel, just as he was being mounted. This must have startled the old boy as he loaded to buck, mummy yelled at him thinking he was being naughty, hee hee hee, it was my fault!!

This is not the only naughty thing I have done recently, I have spent a few days at the forest office with Chris, I like going there because the secretary spoils me and the postman has started to give us two biscuits each, mainly because of my rolling display, this works every time! Mouse and I always make sure we are by the door for when he comes, as soon as the post is handed over, we get out treats. On this particular day, we had had our treats and Chris went outside with the postman, he left Mouse and I shut inside. I was really cross because I knew if I had been outside I might have managed to get another biscuit. I decided I needed to get their attention but couldn't work out how I could do it, Chris's chair was pulled out too far and his desk is too high to jump up on. Mouse suggested I tried the bookshelf where my peep hole dog bed is, as the bed is soft enough to collapse, I could jump on to of that, from there onto the chair covered in computer bits, then up onto the desk. This was a brilliant idea, I did as Mouse suggested and although I did catch my foot on something which went 'snap', I was on the desk in just three hops.

Once in the window I barked and jumped up on my back legs, I even did my little dance for the postman who stood outside and laughed. Chris looked annoyed and appeared to cut the conversation short to come back inside. I didn't get another biscuit after all, just a stern telling off and shortly after that a really sharp talking to about the 'thing that went snap' I thought Chris might cry he was so upset with me! As it turns out, what I broke was a really important piece of equipment which could not be replaced. Oops!