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Monday, 23 April 2012

'Slippy knicker's'

Hi All,

Its that time of year all over again where Mouse and I go through what the humans call "being in season" or as mummy calls it "Slippy Knickers week" Poor Percy (my possible future husband) has been overwhelmed with lust due to all the terrier females in his circle of friends being in season that he even resorted to 'humping' Chris's leg this afternoon!  As mouse and I are both in sync this time, we have been causing havoc for poor Percy, he has busied himself on the yard checking where we have been, scent marking where we have pee'd and complained loudly when we have been shut in he car to keep us apart.

Mouse has been really upset with mummy and howled her disapproval from the car boot during yesterdays visit to the horses, today I did the same!. Percy (equally as cross) shouldn't feel too bad, ladies man that he is, has already served Squigg's mummy's friends terrier twice, (hopefully she is in pup with beautifully marked babies).

Percy does have a habit of producing excellent specimen's of the terrier variety and now has his eye on me, mummy has often commented on Percy's beautiful terrier children, I will be very happy to have a litter of pups, epsecially if they all turn out to be beautiful. Alas, the humans are having none of this despite our efforts to be together and are very vigilant at keeping us apart!!!  I am really cross as Percy is by all accounts an experienced lover, I would much prefer to lose my virginity to him than a beginner dog! Humans say I have to wait until I have had at least two clear seasons before they will allow me to make babies, bah, harumph and humbug. I will have to blow kisses to Percy from the confines of the car, that is if Mouse doesn't keep getting in the way to perform the same coquettish behaviour!

XXX Pop's

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